'Funny about death; real about anxiety; witty about the things that worry us the most' Emma Gannon; author of Olive 'So fundamentally kind that you can feel the warmth coming off each page' Rowan Hisayo Buchanan; author of Starling Days Gilda cannot stop thinking about death. Desperate for relief from her anxious mind and alienated from her repressive family; she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local church and finds herself abruptly hired to replace the deceased receptionist Grace. It's not the most obvious job - she's queer and an atheist for starters - and so in between trying to learn mass; hiding her new maybe-girlfriend and conducting an amateur investigation into Grace's death; Gilda must avoid revealing the truth of her mortifying existence. A blend of warmth; deadpan humour; and pitch-perfect observations about the human condition; Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead is a crackling exploration of what it takes to stay afloat in a world where your expiration - and the expiration of those you love - is the only certainty.